Iransara In English

Vacation …

One day, God decides to go vacation. He asks his Angels to recommend a suitable place for vacation.
One of the Angels suggests the Venus.
God says: “ oh no, I was there 10000 years ago. It was too hot and my skin burned badly.”
The other Angel says: “ How about Jupiter?”
God says: “ no … no don’t talk about it. I went there 5000 years ago. It was too cold and I had my ass frozen.
The third Angel says: “ The earth.”
God gets mad and says: “ Oh no Oh no. That is the worst place in the universe. I went there once, almost 2000 years ago. The people are still accusing me of having sex with a Jewish girl.

posted by Davood J Fard @ 6:08 PM